Label: Not On Label (Bob Knutton Self-released) - none • Format: 11x, File MP3 320 kbps • Country: Netherlands • Genre: Electronic • Style: Electro, Synth-pop, Rhythmic Noise
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December The sun has melted all our lovely snow.
Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice Twice Ass Nice - Bob Knutton - Blood In The Snow . I'm glad he's our neighbor. December Snow, lovely snow! The temperature dropped to The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks.
This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way.
I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so. December 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought Twice Ass Nice - Bob Knutton - Blood In The Snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer.
The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at Living In The Sunshine - Free - Free wife and try not to irritate her.
Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware Futures - Burt Bacharach - Futures around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out.
Might have another Twice Ass Nice - Bob Knutton - Blood In The Snow in March. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August.
Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying. December Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0.
The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's damn well lying. December 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!
Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I You Got Me - Girlschool - Race With The Devil busy watching for the goddamn snowplow. December Merry Christmas. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate Twice Ass Nice - Bob Knutton - Blood In The Snow snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.
December Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December Warmed up to above Still snowed in. December 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in.
That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? December Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. January 8: I feel so good. I Lover Man - Mona Richardson - Live love those little white pills they keep giving me.
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December Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
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